December 11, 1997: Chaim Piast announced today that he has placed an order
for a 76,000-ton ship which will be delivered for service for the reunion68.
 
 
 

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  Top Secret Messages To hear the sound you will need the RealPlayer 5.0
 
And here you can hear the Hymn of Chaim´s Piast Submarine

"Springtime for Chaim in Submarine"
A New Musical based on a not so unknown movie....
 
Swietlica was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
Where oh where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around, and then we found,
the man for you and me,

And now it's ...

Springtime for Chaim in Submarine,
Swietlica is happy and gay.
We're mailing at a faster pace,
Look out, here is the leader's face

Springtime for Chaim in Submarine,
Winter for Azim and Pieprz.
Springtime for Chaim in Submarine,
Come on, mailers, go into your dance ...

I was born in Givataim, and that's why they call me Chaim.
Don't be stupid, be a Levy, come and join the Chaim Navy.

Springtime for Chaim in Submarine,
U-boats are sailing once more

[woman's voice]: "Well! Talk about bad taste!"

Springtime for Chaim in Submarine,
Means ... that ... soon we'll be going ...
We've got to be going ...
You know we'll be going to ... MAIL!

Captain Chaim Piast
 

Msg 11Dec 1997 Chaim Piast´s new superliner for the reunion68

 

"ESTERKA" - A SISTER FOR THE SUBMARINE
Chaim Piast´s new superliner for the reunion68 will cost £200 million and will be built, 
like the highly successful Submarine, at the Belikover Shipyard in Sewastopol. 

The new ship, named at the name "Esterka", will carry more than 1,800 passengers on a wide range of world-wide cruise itineraries. She will be a sister ship to the Submarine, introduced as the flagship of the Kingdom of Swietlica, and will have significant advances in design, including 

  • Five decks of cabins with private balconies
  • A business centre
  • A retractable magradome over the midships swimming pool
  • an ortodox, reformed and liberal synagogue
  • kosher jewish, polish and russian restaurant
  • danish and swedish liquor shops
  • ukrainian blond female servants all over 8 feet high for free usage of all participants 
Other design features on the new ship include 
  • An enlarged four-deck atrium with a larger patisserie with paczki with marmelade on the top level
  • A 120-seat kosher pizzeria with extended eating hours
  • More spacious formal and informal discrete night clubs
  • A full outdoor kosher barbecue on deck adjacent to the family swimming pool
The ship will also feature a spacious cinema, shopping centre and casino. 

There will be 414 cabins - 45 per cent of the total - with private balconies connecting all cabins to each other 
and they will be priced more affordably than ever before. Twenty-two cabins, some with balcony, 
will be specifically designed for passengers with confused national identity. 
The new ship will have 30 top-grade deluxe and suite cabins and 16 specially designed interconnecting mother-in-law cabins. 

Extensive children's and teenage centres will emphasise Chaim Piast´s commitment to family cruising. 
A sophisticated gymnasium, three swimming pools and a vast area of open deck space will provide top health and fitness facilities. 

Other facilities include a shtetl-style theatre, echoing the success klezmer club lounge, 
night club, pub, cabaret lounge, library, cardroom, writing room, beauty centre, and 'Wyborowa' cocktail lounge. 

Reservations can be made with Chaim Piast on 001-212-208-2435 
  

Please send your comments to Chaim Piast. This document was updated 11.12.97.